A stamp from Thailand featuring malayan tapirs, found via tapirgal.
swish, I’m ballin!!
I’m so awesome
old bitch keep callin!! (hello?)
she say I’m awesome
Cat riding his newly tamed toddler
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. *Without touching or smelling first,* they pick one and I take the other, and we drink a *sip* with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!*Edit: putting my tags up so you fab rebloggers can see them… A lot of people say they want to do it with alcohol if you aren’t underage Mormons like us, haha…and milk/saltines recommended or the Tabasco WILL kill you.
this is brutal and funny and all but in regards to the soy sauce/flat coke shot, please please use flat coke/pesi because people have overdosed and died from the high salt content of soy sauce, most of the time in such dares. Admittedly I don’t know the amount that makes it dangerous but please play it safe!
I Wrote the Book – by Beth Ditto (2011)
Beth Ditto lets all wannabe players and hustlers know that they better stop before they even start. She wrote the book, baby.
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now