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guavasita:

lambhoof:

tapirlove:

fuckyeahtapir:

A stamp from Thailand featuring malayan tapirs, found via tapirgal.

guavasita:

lambhoof:

tapirlove:

fuckyeahtapir:

A stamp from Thailand featuring malayan tapirs, found via tapirgal.

acoogihatandadream:

swish, I’m ballin!!
I’m so awesome

old bitch keep callin!! (hello?)
she say I’m awesome

acoogihatandadream:

swish, I’m ballin!!
I’m so awesome

old bitch keep callin!! (hello?)
she say I’m awesome

awwww-cute:

Cat riding his newly tamed toddler

What

awwww-cute:

Cat riding his newly tamed toddler

What

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. *Without touching or smelling first,* they pick one and I take the other, and we drink a *sip* with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
*Edit: putting my tags up so you fab rebloggers can see them… A lot of people say they want to do it with alcohol if you aren’t underage Mormons like us, haha…and milk/saltines recommended or the Tabasco WILL kill you.

this is brutal and funny and all but in regards to the soy sauce/flat coke shot, please please use flat coke/pesi because people have overdosed and died from the high salt content of soy sauce, most of the time in such dares. Admittedly I don’t know the amount that makes it dangerous but please play it safe!

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. *Without touching or smelling first,* they pick one and I take the other, and we drink a *sip* with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

*Edit: putting my tags up so you fab rebloggers can see them… A lot of people say they want to do it with alcohol if you aren’t underage Mormons like us, haha…and milk/saltines recommended or the Tabasco WILL kill you.

this is brutal and funny and all but in regards to the soy sauce/flat coke shot, please please use flat coke/pesi because people have overdosed and died from the high salt content of soy sauce, most of the time in such dares. Admittedly I don’t know the amount that makes it dangerous but please play it safe!

Beth Ditto - I Wrote the Book
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thepeaceofgod:

I Wrote the Book – by Beth Ditto (2011)

Beth Ditto lets all wannabe players and hustlers know that they better stop before they even start. She wrote the book, baby. 

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now